Jim and Denise Crace along with
their four young children paid a visit last night for a barbeque and some play
time with our two kids. It had been a
regular event between our two families over the past couple of years but we had
drifted apart recently, mostly due to the rising rancor that had evolved during
Jim and my political discussions. The
women had decided to put a hiatus to the family gatherings until the political
season reached an end and when less politically-charged times resumed. However even though the elections were completed,
it seemed that Jim and I were still at odds over the outcome as our ire
continued to boil with the slightest provocation.
In an attempt to keep the family relationships
strong for the children’s sake, Denise and my wife, Jill, decided to put on an
early holiday get-together where the kids could rejoin their playful
friendships while the husbands would hopefully set aside our political acrimony
through a link of common interests; a championship football game involving a
team we both followed closely.
Everything seemed to be going
well as Jill and Denise watched over the children’s activity while preparing
the half-time feast of chicken wings, hot dogs and hamburgers. At the half-time break and with food in hand,
Jim and I had wandered into my den to look at the new aquarium I had
installed. It was an excessively large
tank that had become the wall between my office and the family room.
As we viewed a nondescript roil
of activity at the top of the tank, Jim suggested that if I floated a couple of
baseballs on the surface it would give some of the amphibians in the tank a
refuge to crawl on. I retrieved three
softballs from a drawer that had been left over from a 4th of July
co-ed game played in the park a few years earlier. Each ball was a different color representing
the colors of the flag.
“Is everything about the flag for
you? God I’m sick and tired of your jingoistic patriotism in everything you do?”
muttered an increasingly irritated Jim.
Ignoring his comment I put the
colored softballs into the tank, the churning slowed and the individual
characteristics of the different species in the tank became clear. Small turtles and frogs had made their way up
onto the softballs, leaving behind larger specimens of turtle and fish swimming
separately and more peacefully beneath. “It
works,” I said. “They like the colors
even if you don’t.”
“We’ll see, we’ll see.”
With the ensuing calm a new fish
emerged from a cave in the bottom of tank.
At first they were relatively small.
“Albino eels!” Jim proclaimed. “Where did you find those?”
Before I could answer that I had
no idea, large, serpentine specimens of the eels meandered out of the cave,
twisting their way up into the tank.
Their action was hypnotic at first as the size and beauty of the motion
captured us all in a sense of awe. I
could see through the glass that the children had discovered the aquarium and
were mesmerized by the activity from the family room. Suddenly, an adult eel struck, engorging
itself with one of the larger tropical fish that had happened to swim by.
“Yeah, those critters are not
great for a community tank. They are always
armed and ready to destroy everything in their path. There are not very many fish that will survive
their onslaught once they are gathered in large numbers, riled up and ready to
fight. They will take over and destroy everything. They are a lot like your political party…
destroying everything that is good in our country.”
I shrugged and threw out a quick
barb, “It’s your people in the streets with guns, scaring all the good people
in our country. I have no idea where
those eels came from.” I did not know where the eels came from. I didn't put them in the tank. Anyway, what I could do to save the tank but the half-time show had ended and we needed
to return to the game. “I guess that’s a
problem for tomorrow. Perhaps things will calm down once, the fish all settle
in to their new surroundings. Let’s get
back to the game. It looks like we can
win this one.”
In the meantime, the wives were
relishing the relatively peaceful gathering of families, as peaceful as six
children will allow. The kids were
outside on the trampoline while the women watched from the patio enjoying a
couple of after-dinner glasses of wine.
Suddenly a scream erupted from the family room and Denise shouted, “Where
are Caroline and Demi?” Everyone rushed to find out what was wrong.
Caroline, Jim and Denise’s oldest,
was standing in front of the aquarium banging on the glass of the aquarium screaming,
“Leave her alone!” Rolling around in the bottom of the tank, wrapped in sheet
that looked tattered and grayed like old parchment paper, was the youngest of
their family, Demi. The water was
boiling with activity as the eels repeatedly attacked the shards of her parchment
encapsulated body.
“How did she get in there?” I
asked. “Somebody call 911. Help me get
her out.”
Very calmly but filled with rage,
Jim looked at me and pronounced, “I knew nothing good would come out of this ‘party’. Nothing good could ever come from people with
your views. I knew the minute ‘HE’ won
the election that our lives would be destroyed.
This is your fault and my lawyers are going to have a field day.”
I tried reaching into the tank
but the embroiled eel would not be dissuaded. I sat helplessly and watched Demi Crace die.
Note from author: Last night’s politically-induced dream of helplessness.

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